| Mom: | *picks up a penny for luck* |
| Me: | Mom you just stopped to help a man move his stalled car. I think the universe is in your favor right now. |
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
(via sherlylawk-and-the-deductions)
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
(via stay--foreverr)
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
(Source: illegalkeaton, via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
(Source: styleswanky, via winchesterdetach)
I just can’t believe this wasn’t intentional. I just can’t…
I CONCUR.
(via that-nerd-next-door)
Friendly reminder that Captain James Tiberius Kirk is the product of Thor and Emma Swan.
(Source: itseverdeen, via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)
consulting-time-lord-in-impala:
can the hannibal fandom please eat Metatron
Yes, yes, I’m starting to like this fandom
(via lordoftheassbutts)
i just really wish sam would end up with a hunting girlfriend
like she would be so badass
and then if they wanted to they could settle down
but if a case came up they could handle it together
and he wouldn’t have to hide anything from her
agh
(via mishcollin)
microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.
(Source: givemebackmyhomo, via stay--foreverr)