a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”
theres no place like home
au: cas and dean are human, the gates of heaven and hell are closed, and sam is starting a new life for himself. so dean and cas decide to go on a road trip together once everything has settled down. needless to say, sam regrets showing them how to use snapchat. [cas’ version]
Portia Answers the Tough Questions (X)
WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.
This is real film of a real ghost
JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
This “Snake Juice” is practically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.
What anon messages should look like on halloween:
make tumblr staff find the thing
i just wanna know why bard’s waist is the width of his leg ok
bard wears a corset pass it on
[leaves this here and backs away]
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.